Let’s face it — farting is completely normal, but when it happens in public, it can be a little embarrassing.

If you feel one coming on and want to handle it smoothly, here are some clever ways to pass gas without drawing attention:

1. Pick the Right Moment

Use background noise to your advantage: a cough, laughter, loud conversation, or even traffic can cover the sound.

If possible, stand near something consistently noisy — like a fan, air conditioner, or speaker.

2. Control the Release

Never push it out forcefully — letting it slip out slowly is far less noticeable.

If standing, shift your weight or bend one knee slightly to relax your muscles and lower the pressure.

If sitting, lean a little to one side to give it a quiet exit.

3. Handle the Smell

When you feel gas building, move away from crowded or confined areas.

Excuse yourself to a hallway, restroom, or step outdoors if you can.

Keep something with a light scent — like hand sanitizer, lotion, or mint gum — to cover odors if needed.

4. Stay Cool

The biggest giveaway is acting guilty. Stay calm and carry on as if nothing happened.

If someone does notice a smell, don’t panic — most people won’t point fingers, and it usually passes quickly.

Tips to Prevent Urgent Situations

• Avoid foods that commonly cause gas (beans, sodas, broccoli, etc.) before important events.

• Head to the bathroom early if you already feel gassy.

• Drink water and move around — it helps release trapped gas sooner and in private.

• Don’t hold it in for too long, as that only leads to bloating and discomfort.

• Never blame someone else or make jokes — it usually makes things more obvious.

Everyone farts. The trick is doing it quietly and without fuss. With the right timing and a little subtlety, you can master this everyday life skill.